I Wanna Be A Mermaid.

21.Jerseyyy livinnnn.i like to smile and say things that don't make any sense.

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I get to work with the moST BEAUTIFULLLLEST GIRL IN THE WORLDDD 😍

Convinced the new waitress at the diner is like a Russian spy

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can the science side of tumblr explain THIS

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FUCK WITH US AND THEN WE TWEAKIN HOE, TWEAKIN HOE!

WHY AM I SO DISTRACTED RIGHT NOWWW. INNEED TO SLEEEEEPPP. I HAVE TO BE UP AT 6

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waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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Ice Bucket Challenge Fail Compilation

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